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A degree of friendship is called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.
― Ambrose Bierce


funny friendship quotes
I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly
― Mark Twain


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There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate
― Charles Dickens


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It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected
― Charles Lamb


Humorous friendship quotes
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
― Groucho Marx






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In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.
― John Churton Collins


The best friendship quotes
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street
― Virginia Woolf


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Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success
― Oscar Wilde


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Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one
― C.S. Lewis


Hilarious friendship quotes
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked
― Abraham Lincoln


witty friendship quotes
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog
― Harry Truman


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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim
― George Carlin


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We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately
― Benjamin Franklin


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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'
― Groucho Marx


very funny friendship quotes
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist
― Aaron Machado


The best friendship quotes
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security old-age home in Australia
― Dame Edna Everage


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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you
― Rita Mae Brown